Pork Queen, how I love you!
from Walk This Way: "A GMLc reader in Pinopolis sent us a clip from Reader's Digest... a publication we don't read, so we appreciate the reader's interest. RD has made a list of '5 Not-So-Beautiful Beauty Pageants' in the United States.
1) Miss Gothic Massachusetts. GMLc thought goth had both peaked and died in the late '80s. Where have we been? According to its Web site, Miss Goth Mass. is an annual search 'for the darkest and most morbidly morose beauties of New England. From Rhode Island to Maine these Funereal Fantasies will strut their Sadistic Stuff.'
2) Miss Drumstick. Contestants in Arkansas are judged from the thighs down.
3) Pork Princess. And Pork Queen. In Iowa, this is an agricultural, not legislative, occasion.
4) Mr./Ms. Armpit. After The Washington Post named it 'the armpit of America' in 2001, Battle Mountain, Nev., started an annual Festival in the Pit.
5) Miss Hell Hole Swamp. Jamestown, S.C. Pre-Hell Hole is scheduled for April 28-29, with baby beauty pageants. The festival will officially open April 30 with the Miss Hell Hole pageant and continue through May 5, 6 and 7 with food, bands, horseshoes, parades, model trains, arts and crafts, arm wrestling, talent shows, etc."
Pork Queen....would they assess her beauty strictly on her shoulders, ribs, and um, the area equated to a pork butt?
BBQ / Barbecue / Barbecue Ribs
1) Miss Gothic Massachusetts. GMLc thought goth had both peaked and died in the late '80s. Where have we been? According to its Web site, Miss Goth Mass. is an annual search 'for the darkest and most morbidly morose beauties of New England. From Rhode Island to Maine these Funereal Fantasies will strut their Sadistic Stuff.'
2) Miss Drumstick. Contestants in Arkansas are judged from the thighs down.
3) Pork Princess. And Pork Queen. In Iowa, this is an agricultural, not legislative, occasion.
4) Mr./Ms. Armpit. After The Washington Post named it 'the armpit of America' in 2001, Battle Mountain, Nev., started an annual Festival in the Pit.
5) Miss Hell Hole Swamp. Jamestown, S.C. Pre-Hell Hole is scheduled for April 28-29, with baby beauty pageants. The festival will officially open April 30 with the Miss Hell Hole pageant and continue through May 5, 6 and 7 with food, bands, horseshoes, parades, model trains, arts and crafts, arm wrestling, talent shows, etc."
Pork Queen....would they assess her beauty strictly on her shoulders, ribs, and um, the area equated to a pork butt?
BBQ / Barbecue / Barbecue Ribs
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Sunday, April 23, 2006
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